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Explore over 72,000 fortune cookies organized into 72 categories. From classic wisdom to pop culture references, find the perfect fortune for any occasion.

Bible Verses

Passages and verses from the Bible

31,102 fortune cookies

General Wisdom

Timeless wisdom and witty observations

14,930 fortune cookies

Movie Trivia

Classic and obscure movie quotes

6,507 fortune cookies

Lazarus Long

Robert Heinlein's Lazarus Long quotes

1,214 fortune cookies

Magazine Quotes

Memorable quotes from magazines like Esquire

1,135 fortune cookies

Literary Classics

Quotes from classic literature and famous authors

1,091 fortune cookies

Terry Pratchett

Discworld and other Terry Pratchett wit

991 fortune cookies

Computer Humor

Jokes and sayings for tech enthusiasts

921 fortune cookies

Seinfeld

A show about nothing, full of something

790 fortune cookies

Programmer Humor

Jokes only developers understand

686 fortune cookies

Heinlein Wisdom

Time Enough for Love and other Heinlein

675 fortune cookies

Numbers Games

Mathematical and numerical humor

613 fortune cookies

Workplace Wisdom

Office humor through the ages

612 fortune cookies

Math Jokes

Humor for the mathematically inclined

594 fortune cookies

Observations

Witty observations about life

551 fortune cookies

IRC Quotes

Memorable quotes from IRC channels

544 fortune cookies

Surreal Humor

The wonderfully weird and absurd

525 fortune cookies

Vintage Movie Taglines

Classic movie poster quotes and taglines from the golden age of cinema

499 fortune cookies

Frank Herbert

Dune philosophical observations

480 fortune cookies

BOFH Excuses

Bastard Operator From Hell tech support excuses

448 fortune cookies

Family Guy

Quotes from Family Guy TV show

413 fortune cookies

Life Advice

Practical wisdom for daily living

404 fortune cookies

SunOS Humor

Unix and SunOS related humor

361 fortune cookies

Larry Wall

Perl creator Larry Wall's wisdom

351 fortune cookies

Futurama

Quotes from the animated series Futurama

342 fortune cookies

Political Humor

Observations on politics and government

337 fortune cookies

The Simpsons

Homer, Marge, and the Springfield gang

313 fortune cookies

Slashdot

Tech humor from the Slashdot community

266 fortune cookies

Perl Wisdom

More Perl and programming humor

260 fortune cookies

Mark Twain

Wit and wisdom from Samuel Clemens

253 fortune cookies

Star Trek

To boldly go where no quote has gone before

223 fortune cookies

Philosophy

Philosophical observations and wisdom

193 fortune cookies

One-Liners

Classic one-liner jokes and quips

193 fortune cookies

Animal Jokes

Jokes featuring our furry and feathered friends

193 fortune cookies

Coca-Cola History

Classic Coca-Cola advertising slogans

188 fortune cookies

Simpsons Chalkboard

Bart Simpson's famous chalkboard gags

178 fortune cookies

Cocktail Recipes

Classic cocktail recipes and drink wisdom

170 fortune cookies

Science Fiction Games

Quotes from sci-fi games and media

157 fortune cookies

Ethnic Humor

Traditional jokes and cultural humor

153 fortune cookies

Baby Wisdom

Observations about babies and parenting

145 fortune cookies

Linux Humor

Jokes for Linux and open source enthusiasts

143 fortune cookies

Career Advice

Observations about work and careers

142 fortune cookies

Golf Wisdom

On the links and in life

142 fortune cookies

Kernel Comments

Colorful comments from the Linux kernel source

138 fortune cookies

X-Files

The truth is out there

137 fortune cookies

Great Answers

Questions for the great answers of life

134 fortune cookies

Calvin and Hobbes

Wisdom from Bill Watterson's beloved comic strip

125 fortune cookies

Dune - Ecology

Ecological wisdom from Arrakis

107 fortune cookies

The Matrix

Quotes from The Matrix trilogy

105 fortune cookies

Shakespeare

The Bard's timeless words

94 fortune cookies

Hitchhiker's Guide

Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

89 fortune cookies

Dune - CHOAM

Economic wisdom from the Dune universe

84 fortune cookies

Tao Te Ching

Ancient Eastern wisdom

81 fortune cookies

Pain and Wisdom

Observations about life's challenges

72 fortune cookies

Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

68 fortune cookies

Medical Humor

Doctor and patient humor

66 fortune cookies

Dune - Mentats

Teachings from the Mentat order of Dune

64 fortune cookies

Insults

Creative and witty insults

51 fortune cookies

Journalism

Quotes about news and journalism

50 fortune cookies

Dune - Bene Gesserit

Wisdom from Frank Herbert's Dune universe

49 fortune cookies

Dune - Stolen Journals

From the God Emperor's stolen journals

49 fortune cookies

Ogden Nash

Poetry and wit from Ogden Nash

48 fortune cookies

Dune - Leto II

Teachings of the God Emperor Leto II

47 fortune cookies

Dune - Princess Irulan

Writings of Princess Irulan from Dune

46 fortune cookies

Richard Stallman

Free software philosophy

34 fortune cookies

Magic and Fantasy

Fantasy and magical observations

29 fortune cookies

Dune - Muad'Dib

Teachings of Paul Muad'Dib from Dune

25 fortune cookies

Forrest Gump

Momma always said...

21 fortune cookies

Car Jokes

Automotive humor and observations

19 fortune cookies

Debian Linux

Wisdom from the Debian community

15 fortune cookies

Dr. Strangelove

How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

14 fortune cookies

ASCII Art

Text-based art and creative typography

10 fortune cookies