Forrest Gump

Momma always said: "There is only so much fortune a man really needs - and the rest is for showin' off"

— Forrest Gump

Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get"

— Forrest Gump

"Sometime later - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - somebody shot that nice young president when he was riding in his car and a few years after that, somebody shot his little brother too - only he was in the hotel kitchen. Must be hard being brothers."

— "The Kennedy Assassinations", Forrest Gump

"Some years later that nice young man from England was on his way to see his little boy and was signing autographs - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL - somebody shot him"

— "John Lennon's Assassination", Forrest Gump

"Stupid is as stupid does"

— Forrest Gump

We were like peas and carrots, Jenny and I"

— Forrest Gump

"That's all I have to say about that"

— Forrest Gump

"Was some kind of a farmer. He was a very loving man - he was always kissing and touching her and her sisters"

— "Forrest remembers Jenny's father", Forrest Gump

"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party"

— "After hitting Jenny's boyfriend", Forrest Gump

"He was from a long great military tradition - somebody in his family had fought - and DIED - in every - single - American - war"

— "Forrest remembers Lt. Dan Taylor", Forrest Gump

"I guess you could say he had a lot to LIVE up to"

— "Forrest remembers Lt. Dan Taylor", Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump: "They said it was a million dollar wound. But, the army must keep that money, cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars"

— "Forrest on his being shot in the buttocks", Forrest Gump

"I'm sorry for ruining your party, Lieutenant Dan. She tasted of cigarettes"

— Forrest Gump

"Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!!"

— Forrest Gump

"Now for some reason I fit in the Army like one of them round pegs"

— Forrest Gump

"They sending me to Vietnam - it's this whole other country"

— Forrest Gump

Bubba Blue: "You ever been on a real SHRIMP boat?" Forrest Gump: "No - but I been on a real BIG boat"

Lt. Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet Gump?" Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him - Sir!"

Army Sergeant: "Gump, what is your sole purpose in this army?" Forrest Gump: "To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant!" Army Sergeant: "Gump, you are a @#$\%&! genius"...

The Principal of Greenbow County Central Schools: "Your momma sure does care 'bout your schoolin' son"

Coach "Bear" Bryant: "Who in the hell is that?" High School Coach: "That there is Forrest Gump, coach - Just the local idiot"