The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Growing old is not growing up.
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
Death is the final wake-up call.
To awake from death is to die in peace.
Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
There is no bad in good.
To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
Money is good, love is wealth.
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.
Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
Smile, it's free therapy.
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.
Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
Strong words are required for weak principles.
If food were free, why work?