Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! [As Margo Channing in All About Eve]

— Davis, Bette

If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce. [On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin]

— Davis, Geena

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.

— Goldberg, Whoopi

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

— Horton, Doug

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

— Hubbard, Kin

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

— King, Larry

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.

— Morgan, Henry

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]

— Perry, Matthew

If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left.

— Unknown, Source