The early bird gets the worm.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
From small beginnings come great things.
Some will, some don't, so what!
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.
Before borrowing money from a friend decide which you need most.
Cut your losses and let your profits run.
In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on.
Always count the cost.
The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.
Never swap horses crossing a stream.
Don't change horses while crossing a stream.
If your time ain't come not even a doctor can kill you.
The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.
If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had gotten into the wrong grave.
You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too.
The love of evil is the root of all money.
Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
Fooled once shame on you, fooled twice shame on me.
What is an expert? Someone who is twenty miles from home.
Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces.
Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
All is fair in love and golf.
A malignant sore throat is a danger, a malignant throat not sore is worse.
The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.
You must not enthrone ignorance just because there is much of it.
Those who sleep with dogs gets up with fleas.
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening.
When pleasure interferes with business, give up business.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls.
You can't steal second base with your foot on first.
It is better to be safe than sorry.
Better to be safe than sorry.
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.
After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer.
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.