I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
Patriotism is a arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.