Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't.
Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.