Quotes by Tomlin, Lily

I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

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We're all in this alone.

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?

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We are all in this together, by ourselves.

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