All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.
The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It said simply: He kept down the cost and set the type right.
Grief, and an estate, is joy understood,
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.
Never underestimate the value of cold cash.
Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.
The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.
It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.
there is no such thing as a harmless truth.
A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles.