There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.