Quotes by Feldman, Marty

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

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Money can't buy poverty.

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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

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