Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.
I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. [On why he gave up medicine]
The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?