An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark -- that is critical genius.
I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.