Quotes by Rooney, Mickey

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short.

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You always pass failure on the way to success.

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

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I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

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