Quotes by Lehrer, Tom

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

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I wish people that have trouble communicating would just shut up!

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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

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