The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Everyone has three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they have, and that which they think they have.
Every man has three characters -- that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring.
We can invent only with memory.
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.