Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her. If she isn't, present her with a valuable painting she will not understand. If they insist on being boring, kick their asses or twist their noses. And that's about all there is to it.
After all, crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.
Hollywood has always been a cage... a cage to catch our dreams.