I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
The penalty for success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything or nothing.
I married beneath me. All women do.
Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.