Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?